Weird Al Yankovic MEGA slideshow!
BackWeird Al Yankovic Mega Slideshow! songs: Dare to be Stupid- Weird Al Canadian Idiot- Weird Al most of the Al pics i could find are in this slideshow, the only reason i would have left some pics out is because it was either too pixelated or really poor quality or it was unclear/blurry or including other people. LYRICS TO SONGS: DARE TO BE STUPID Put down that chain saw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight. It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite. You better put all your eggs in one basket. You better count your chickens before they hatch. You better sell some wine before its time. You better find yourself an itch to scratch. You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, When Mr. Whipple's not around. Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan. Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite off more than you can chew. What can you do? Dare to be stupid. Take some wooden nickels. Look for Mr. Goodbar. Get your mojo working now. I'll show you how. You can dare to be stupid. You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship. You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip. Dare to be stupid. Come on and dare to be stupid. It's so easy to do. We're all waiting for you. Let's go! Yes I do make a mountain out of a molehill. So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled milk. Now it's time for crying in your beer. Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A. Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet. Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away. It's okay... you can dare to be stupid. It's like spitting on a fish. It's like barking up a tree. It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free. Dare to be stupid. Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid. It's so easy, so easy to do. We're all waiting for you. Burn your candle at both ends. Look a gift horse in the mouth. Mashed potatoes can be your friends. You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house And watch "Leave It To Beaver." The future's up to you. So what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid. Dare to be stupid. What did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid.) It's all right. (Dare to be stupid.) We can be stupid all night. (Dare to be stupid.) Come on, join the crowd. (Dare to be stupid.) Shout it out loud. (Dare to be stupid.) I can't hear you. (Dare to be stupid.) Okay, I can hear you now. (Dare to be stupid.) CANADIAN IDIOT Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot Sure they got their national health care Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again well they got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of drivin' a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hoverin' right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous Always hear the same kind of story Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin' So quick, before they see it comin' Time for a pre-emptive strike! Enjoy!
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